207 Headband - Best Friend Farms

207 Headband - Best Friend Farms

207 Headband by Best Friend Farms has been something of a Maine legend the last couple years, and for whatever reason it’s just completely eluded my headstash. Hash on the Hudson heard my cries for heat and hooked it up with this sample, and it was totally worth the wait.

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Moonbow - Shmu the Canna Prophet house curation
Flower, Maine, Craft, Value, Shmu Max Flower, Maine, Craft, Value, Shmu Max

Moonbow - Shmu the Canna Prophet house curation

One major complaint a lot of folks have about original Z is that it doesn’t really have a lot of power and that is clearly not the case with this Moonbow. The potency is punishing and much more sedative than the average Zkittlez. It’s no secret I’m a bonafide Z lover, but generally I’ve found it tough to find affordable Z hybrids, and this checks a lot of those boxes

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Açaí Berry Gelato 49 - Shmu the Canna Prophet house curation
Flower, Maine, Craft, Budget, Shmu Max Flower, Maine, Craft, Budget, Shmu Max

Açaí Berry Gelato 49 - Shmu the Canna Prophet house curation

If you’re familiar with the story of Gelato, you remember that there are about six cuts of them floating around. 33 and 41 are the most popular today, but the others are still unique and interesting in their own rite. Açaí Berry Gelato is the #49 cut, and it’s certainly earned its name. Of all the original cuts, it’s probably the least gassy but definitely the most crushed berry forward and flavor coating fruity.

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Gas Face - Shmu the Canna Prophet house curation
Flower, Maine, Craft, Budget, Shmu Max Flower, Maine, Craft, Budget, Shmu Max

Gas Face - Shmu the Canna Prophet house curation

You may be reading this and thinking “dang there have been a lot of Shmu menu items on review lately” but the reason for that is because value for money especially at the oz rate, the listings are super competitive and there’s a great variety. Gas Face is a great example of this. The nugs presented are massive and swollen just the way I appreciate, but what really got me is the flavor.

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Tropaya - Flavor Farming
Rosin, Maine, Budget, Craft, Shmu Max Rosin, Maine, Budget, Craft, Shmu Max

Tropaya - Flavor Farming

The flavor is much more “trop” than “paya,” which personally I prefer but others might prefer more sharp funk off the nose. Like everything else off Shmu’s selection of Flavor Farming samples, this stuff smokes smooth and clean, which is appreciate for rosin at this price point. The hallmark of this sample though is the effects which are super slumpy and full bodied.

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Struckleburst - Upward Organics

Struckleburst - Upward Organics

I’ve only gotten to try Upward Organics a few times, but every time I’ve been thoroughly impressed with the experience and specifically the flavor. The smoothness has been great, the luster is incredible and it’s safe to say they’re in the upper echelon of sungrown producers on the east coast

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Acapulco Gold - Dungeon Valley Farm

Acapulco Gold - Dungeon Valley Farm

Let’s not beat around the bush here, Dungeon Valley’s Acapulco Gold is not the hue you’d expect from very good rosin, but I want to ask readers to suspend their disbelief to the level of the plot of basically any film where Dolph Lundgren is cast. Immediately when you open the jar, you’re met with stinky lime rinds, allspice and pine in a way that keeps up with today’s bleeding edge hash genetics.

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Maple Dunks - Dungeon Valley Farm

Maple Dunks - Dungeon Valley Farm

Dungeon Valley was gracious enough to let me sample another couple of grams of his hash, starting with Maple Dunks. This strain is one of Bloom hybrids, so naturally it hashes the way you’d expect. It’s a hybrid of Gary Payton x Black Maple and right off rip you notice ripe gassy grape coming off the gooey blonde dollop.

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Ruby Waves - Skunkfoot Farms

Ruby Waves - Skunkfoot Farms

Ruby Waves has been on my radar for a minute since they told me about it at the ADHD Dead event in December. I really enjoyed their Gas Cap 11 when I tried it a couple of years ago on recommendation of JAH Apothecary, so hearing them cross that with Cherry Pie excited me a lot. Right off the bat, the nug reeks of explosive gas, which opens up even more on the blend.

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Molotov Skunktail #16 - Weaving Genetics

Molotov Skunktail #16 - Weaving Genetics

By all accounts this is not a strain I should like, but ever since smoking Skunktail the first time a few years ago I’ve been hooked. The experience reminds me of getting a sugar rush from orange juice in the morning when I was a kid, and while I normally don’t smoke the intensely cerebral buzzy strains, Skunktail is irresistible.

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