Molotov Skunktail #16 - Weaving Genetics
Flower, Maine, Craft, Premium, Living Soil, Weaving Genetics, Shmu Michael Blickstein Flower, Maine, Craft, Premium, Living Soil, Weaving Genetics, Shmu Michael Blickstein

Molotov Skunktail #16 - Weaving Genetics

By all accounts this is not a strain I should like, but ever since smoking Skunktail the first time a few years ago I’ve been hooked. The experience reminds me of getting a sugar rush from orange juice in the morning when I was a kid, and while I normally don’t smoke the intensely cerebral buzzy strains, Skunktail is irresistible.

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Apehangers OG - Funk House Farm
Flower, Maine, Craft, Premium, Funk House Farm, Shmu Michael Blickstein Flower, Maine, Craft, Premium, Funk House Farm, Shmu Michael Blickstein

Apehangers OG - Funk House Farm

I’ve tried this before once or twice from Funk House, but this newest batch is far and away the best it’s been. If you’re an east coast gas head, this is one strain you must get your hands on. It’s a Karma Genetics hybrid of GG4 x Headbanger OG, and it’s got all the best features from both. It’s sticky, dense, super resinous, has a wild hue and it’s louder that Sturgis.

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Ztan - Flavor Farming
Flower, Maine, Craft, Premium, Flavor Farming, Shmu Michael Blickstein Flower, Maine, Craft, Premium, Flavor Farming, Shmu Michael Blickstein

Ztan - Flavor Farming

Ztan is Flavor Farming’s own creation thats a hybrid of Z x Zowahh, which makes it a Zkittlez Bx with Karma Sour. When I first saw this back in December, immediately I knew it was going to be the new flagship flavor, from it’s excellent appearance – especially for a Z hybrid – to killer aroma, and just three months later this fresh batch confirms that has been the case.

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Cereal Milk evolution: How Cookies has milked its marketing potential
Flower, Multi-Sample, Cali, Maine, Branded, Premium, Craft Michael Blickstein Flower, Multi-Sample, Cali, Maine, Branded, Premium, Craft Michael Blickstein

Cereal Milk evolution: How Cookies has milked its marketing potential

Cookies has a lot of strains that we consider to be icons even in today’s hyper marketed cannabis world, but possibly the unsung hero of the whole brand is Cereal Milk. It was one of the first strains that was released under the iteration of the brand as we know how it operates today, but it’s also selected with some fairly old school philosophy. Since then, they’ve brought the best toget and ran it back again and again for Cereal A La Mode and Cinnamon Milk.

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Black Maple - Shmu the Canna Prophet house curation
Flower, Maine, Craft, Budget, Shmu Michael Blickstein Flower, Maine, Craft, Budget, Shmu Michael Blickstein

Black Maple - Shmu the Canna Prophet house curation

Black Maple has garnered a lot of hype the last 2-3 years as a hash strain that’s part of Bloom Seed Co’s lineup. This is a hybrid of Dulce de Uvas x Sherbanger 22 but the traits of this sample lead me to believe this was hunted from seed. The first thing I noticed out of the jar was how fresh it was, honestly almost too fresh.

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Blue Mountain Gas - Skunkfoot Farms

Blue Mountain Gas - Skunkfoot Farms

Lately I’ve been loving the Skunkfoot flavors I’ve tried, but I’ve noticed a distinct lack of gas in the stash, which is what I think Skunkfoot excels at. Luckily Terpy Dabber swooped in with the saving grace sour in the form of this Blue Mountain Gas jar, and I think it’s one of my favorite things from Skunkfoot yet.

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Triforce - Fish Creek Farms
Flower, New York, Craft, Premium, Harbor Headstash Michael Blickstein Flower, New York, Craft, Premium, Harbor Headstash Michael Blickstein

Triforce - Fish Creek Farms

I’ve heard about Kryptonite from a bunch of the older east coast heads and TK is one of my favorite OGs, and I didn’t know what to expect from this sample still. It’s not really a looker, the buds are super dense and it’s not got a modern type of resin, but in this situation looks are absolutely deceiving.

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Lokiño Watermelon - Dorsia
Flower, Maine, Craft, Preimum, Dorsia Michael Blickstein Flower, Maine, Craft, Preimum, Dorsia Michael Blickstein

Lokiño Watermelon - Dorsia

Dorsia’s store mostly focuses on sour, funk and gas, but he and I have spoken many times about how great it is when you can supply truly elite candy. Lokiños is a hybrid of Watermelon Zkittlez x Runtz, and this stuff has me excited like it’s 2022 again. Zkittlez x Runtz was always something I wanted to try from Seven Leaves, and when I opened this jar it impressed past three years of hype.

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Banana Runtz - Gobshop
Flower, Texas, Craft, Living Soil, Direct Michael Blickstein Flower, Texas, Craft, Living Soil, Direct Michael Blickstein

Banana Runtz - Gobshop

If you’ve been reading for a while, you know that I’ve reviewed a lot of candy, and not a single sample has ever looked or smelled like this. Part of this has to do with the average LCG being grown in massive mega facilities where east nug is handled by nine guys burgers and fries. Most of it has to do with Gobs’ exceptional care for his plants.

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