Açaí Berry Gelato 49 - Shmu the Canna Prophet house curation
Flower, Maine, Craft, Budget, Shmu Max Flower, Maine, Craft, Budget, Shmu Max

Açaí Berry Gelato 49 - Shmu the Canna Prophet house curation

If you’re familiar with the story of Gelato, you remember that there are about six cuts of them floating around. 33 and 41 are the most popular today, but the others are still unique and interesting in their own rite. Açaí Berry Gelato is the #49 cut, and it’s certainly earned its name. Of all the original cuts, it’s probably the least gassy but definitely the most crushed berry forward and flavor coating fruity.

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Blue Hawaiian - Terpy Dabber house Tier 1
Flower, Budget, Cali, Terpy Dabber Max Flower, Budget, Cali, Terpy Dabber Max

Blue Hawaiian - Terpy Dabber house Tier 1

The non branded flower options on Terpy Dabber’s menu is bound to leave even seasoned stoners in cannalysis paralysis, but Blue Hawiian was certainly a gem in the rough. The genetics on this are Blueberry x Hawaiian Sativa, and frankly I didn’t think I would enjoy it that much upon the first whiff. The nose is super fruity and creamy almost like a blue Kool Aid jammer, but the sweetness opens up a lot more on blend.

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Gas Face - Shmu the Canna Prophet house curation
Flower, Maine, Craft, Budget, Shmu Max Flower, Maine, Craft, Budget, Shmu Max

Gas Face - Shmu the Canna Prophet house curation

You may be reading this and thinking “dang there have been a lot of Shmu menu items on review lately” but the reason for that is because value for money especially at the oz rate, the listings are super competitive and there’s a great variety. Gas Face is a great example of this. The nugs presented are massive and swollen just the way I appreciate, but what really got me is the flavor.

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Tropaya - Flavor Farming
Rosin, Maine, Budget, Craft, Shmu Max Rosin, Maine, Budget, Craft, Shmu Max

Tropaya - Flavor Farming

The flavor is much more “trop” than “paya,” which personally I prefer but others might prefer more sharp funk off the nose. Like everything else off Shmu’s selection of Flavor Farming samples, this stuff smokes smooth and clean, which is appreciate for rosin at this price point. The hallmark of this sample though is the effects which are super slumpy and full bodied.

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Dracula (f.k.a. King Sherb) - Hiker Trash

Dracula (f.k.a. King Sherb) - Hiker Trash

I smoked this eighth in my Flower Pot setup faster than I’ve smoked something in a while. The scent and the flavor are basically confectionary kerosene, hitting that brightest gas note before it hits astringency. With that flavor profile comes the slump and euphoria you expect from OG/Cookie hybrids and the way it hits the palate is the type of taste I obsess over.

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