Molotov Skunktail #16 - Weaving Genetics
Flower, Maine, Craft, Premium, Living Soil, Weaving Genetics, Shmu Michael Blickstein Flower, Maine, Craft, Premium, Living Soil, Weaving Genetics, Shmu Michael Blickstein

Molotov Skunktail #16 - Weaving Genetics

By all accounts this is not a strain I should like, but ever since smoking Skunktail the first time a few years ago I’ve been hooked. The experience reminds me of getting a sugar rush from orange juice in the morning when I was a kid, and while I normally don’t smoke the intensely cerebral buzzy strains, Skunktail is irresistible.

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Apehangers OG - Funk House Farm
Flower, Maine, Craft, Premium, Funk House Farm, Shmu Michael Blickstein Flower, Maine, Craft, Premium, Funk House Farm, Shmu Michael Blickstein

Apehangers OG - Funk House Farm

I’ve tried this before once or twice from Funk House, but this newest batch is far and away the best it’s been. If you’re an east coast gas head, this is one strain you must get your hands on. It’s a Karma Genetics hybrid of GG4 x Headbanger OG, and it’s got all the best features from both. It’s sticky, dense, super resinous, has a wild hue and it’s louder that Sturgis.

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Ztan - Flavor Farming
Flower, Maine, Craft, Premium, Flavor Farming, Shmu Michael Blickstein Flower, Maine, Craft, Premium, Flavor Farming, Shmu Michael Blickstein

Ztan - Flavor Farming

Ztan is Flavor Farming’s own creation thats a hybrid of Z x Zowahh, which makes it a Zkittlez Bx with Karma Sour. When I first saw this back in December, immediately I knew it was going to be the new flagship flavor, from it’s excellent appearance – especially for a Z hybrid – to killer aroma, and just three months later this fresh batch confirms that has been the case.

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Black Maple - Shmu the Canna Prophet house curation
Flower, Maine, Craft, Budget, Shmu Michael Blickstein Flower, Maine, Craft, Budget, Shmu Michael Blickstein

Black Maple - Shmu the Canna Prophet house curation

Black Maple has garnered a lot of hype the last 2-3 years as a hash strain that’s part of Bloom Seed Co’s lineup. This is a hybrid of Dulce de Uvas x Sherbanger 22 but the traits of this sample lead me to believe this was hunted from seed. The first thing I noticed out of the jar was how fresh it was, honestly almost too fresh.

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Grape Gas - Shmu the Canna Prophet house curation
Flower, Nevada, Large Facility, Shmu Michael Blickstein Flower, Nevada, Large Facility, Shmu Michael Blickstein

Grape Gas - Shmu the Canna Prophet house curation

This version of Grape Gas as flower is one of the most pungent grape aromas that have ever crossed the olfactory. The nugs are frankly not that pretty, and the structure is quite foxtail-y and the resin is caked all over the place, but once you blend this down it’s reasonably fresh and the scent really erupts.

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Rainbow Belts 1.0 - Skunkfoot Farms
Flower, Maine, Craft, Preimum, Shmu Michael Blickstein Flower, Maine, Craft, Preimum, Shmu Michael Blickstein

Rainbow Belts 1.0 - Skunkfoot Farms

A lot of hardcore enthusiasts don’t really like Rainbow Belts because they feel it’s a watered down version of Zkittlez, and while I don’t agree, I understand where that idea comes from. While Rainbow Belts 3.0 is much more limey in flavor, the original Rainbow Belts 1.0 leans much more on the fruity notes of the Z as well as the bright gas from the Do Si Dos to make something that in my opinion is comparable to Z but with some extra quality of life updates that make it easier to grow and be less likely to look ugly in the bag.

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Dracula (f.k.a. King Sherb) - Hiker Trash
Flower, Maine, Craft, Budget, Living Soil, Shmu Michael Blickstein Flower, Maine, Craft, Budget, Living Soil, Shmu Michael Blickstein

Dracula (f.k.a. King Sherb) - Hiker Trash

I smoked this eighth in my Flower Pot setup faster than I’ve smoked something in a while. The scent and the flavor are basically confectionary kerosene, hitting that brightest gas note before it hits astringency. With that flavor profile comes the slump and euphoria you expect from OG/Cookie hybrids and the way it hits the palate is the type of taste I obsess over.

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