Molotov Skunktail #16 - Weaving Genetics
Flower, Maine, Craft, Premium, Living Soil, Weaving Genetics, Shmu Michael Blickstein Flower, Maine, Craft, Premium, Living Soil, Weaving Genetics, Shmu Michael Blickstein

Molotov Skunktail #16 - Weaving Genetics

By all accounts this is not a strain I should like, but ever since smoking Skunktail the first time a few years ago I’ve been hooked. The experience reminds me of getting a sugar rush from orange juice in the morning when I was a kid, and while I normally don’t smoke the intensely cerebral buzzy strains, Skunktail is irresistible.

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GG4  x Cookies - Blueprint
Flower, Cali, Large Facility, Value, Blueprint, DC Source Michael Blickstein Flower, Cali, Large Facility, Value, Blueprint, DC Source Michael Blickstein

GG4 x Cookies - Blueprint

I’ve been a fan of Glue since before I started smoking as many strains a year as I do now, and it’s one of the most exciting things for my tastebuds. The last time I had a Glue cross from TJT, I was frankly quite disappointed, that being the Biscotti x GG x Oreoz on the Doja menu which later became Blueprint’s P90. But this hybrid smokes like a dream and I went through it way more quickly than I’d like to admit.

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Permanent Zangria - Wizard Trees
Flower, Cali, Large Facility, Value, Wizard Trees, DC Source Michael Blickstein Flower, Cali, Large Facility, Value, Wizard Trees, DC Source Michael Blickstein

Permanent Zangria - Wizard Trees

This sample is a hybrid between Seed Junky’s Permanent Market and the afformentioned Zangria, which translates to a crushed wine grape quality with the sharpie bite and saturation in the aroma and flavor. It arrived pretty fresh which translates to a good bit of smoothness. The effects are a fairly familiar slumpy heady pressure with solid potency.

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Black Maple - Shmu the Canna Prophet house curation
Flower, Maine, Craft, Budget, Shmu Michael Blickstein Flower, Maine, Craft, Budget, Shmu Michael Blickstein

Black Maple - Shmu the Canna Prophet house curation

Black Maple has garnered a lot of hype the last 2-3 years as a hash strain that’s part of Bloom Seed Co’s lineup. This is a hybrid of Dulce de Uvas x Sherbanger 22 but the traits of this sample lead me to believe this was hunted from seed. The first thing I noticed out of the jar was how fresh it was, honestly almost too fresh.

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Blue Mountain Gas - Skunkfoot Farms

Blue Mountain Gas - Skunkfoot Farms

Lately I’ve been loving the Skunkfoot flavors I’ve tried, but I’ve noticed a distinct lack of gas in the stash, which is what I think Skunkfoot excels at. Luckily Terpy Dabber swooped in with the saving grace sour in the form of this Blue Mountain Gas jar, and I think it’s one of my favorite things from Skunkfoot yet.

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Zushi - DC Source house curation
Flower, Cali, Value, DC Source Michael Blickstein Flower, Cali, Value, DC Source Michael Blickstein

Zushi - DC Source house curation

With all the talk about Zushi as the TenCo marketing phenomenon over the years, I’ve only gotten to try the original Z x Kush Mints that was named Zushi a couple of times. This is bred by Seed Junky, who may be the most prolific breeder of the recent era in terms of the strains he’s created that show up on retail shelves.

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Lokiño Watermelon - Dorsia
Flower, Maine, Craft, Preimum, Dorsia Michael Blickstein Flower, Maine, Craft, Preimum, Dorsia Michael Blickstein

Lokiño Watermelon - Dorsia

Dorsia’s store mostly focuses on sour, funk and gas, but he and I have spoken many times about how great it is when you can supply truly elite candy. Lokiños is a hybrid of Watermelon Zkittlez x Runtz, and this stuff has me excited like it’s 2022 again. Zkittlez x Runtz was always something I wanted to try from Seven Leaves, and when I opened this jar it impressed past three years of hype.

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Banana Runtz - Gobshop
Flower, Texas, Craft, Living Soil, Direct Michael Blickstein Flower, Texas, Craft, Living Soil, Direct Michael Blickstein

Banana Runtz - Gobshop

If you’ve been reading for a while, you know that I’ve reviewed a lot of candy, and not a single sample has ever looked or smelled like this. Part of this has to do with the average LCG being grown in massive mega facilities where east nug is handled by nine guys burgers and fries. Most of it has to do with Gobs’ exceptional care for his plants.

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Motorbreath #15- Only Smoke the Finest
Flower, Maine, Craft, Living Soil, Preimum, OSTF Michael Blickstein Flower, Maine, Craft, Living Soil, Preimum, OSTF Michael Blickstein

Motorbreath #15- Only Smoke the Finest

Motorbreath, specifically Motorbreath #15, is another Jungle Boys genetic that’s become a Maine staple. Past the glistening resin and the dense nug, you have a strain that reeks up the whole house. Motorbreath is without a doubt one of the raunchiest and gassiest strains you can find, and this sample of that is textbook for why it’s become so popular.

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